veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

(via assume)

nakedly:

kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever

(via assume)

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

(via tiny-paiges-of-a-story)

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

(via tiny-paiges-of-a-story)