triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

(via assume)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

"It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that."

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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(Source: goatish, via franklenly)

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

(via franklenly)

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via franklenly)

ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

(via franklenly)