promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via kissmylips-kissmyhips)

hazehgrace:

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

(via kissmylips-kissmyhips)

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

(via d-erection-less)

sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

(via d-erection-less)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: new-mauville, via assume)